call center bloopers

May kaibigan akong call center agent. Napunta sya sa pinaka-kahindik-hindik at pinaka-kawawang posisyon: outbound sales. Ito yung mga agents na nagbebenta ng mga products/services through phone. In his case, gamot ang binibenta nya. Dito ka makaka-encounter ng pinakamasusungit na nilalang sa daigdig.

At tuwing may bloopers sya, kinikwento nya agad sa amin:

Apollo: Ma'am, do you need an oxygen?
Customer: I can't understand you I can't understand you!
Apollo: Do you speak English?
Customer: Yes and I don't need an oxygen supply!


Apollo: Actually if you're eligible Ma'am we could send you a diabetic cookbook and a glucose meter and it won't cost you anything
Customer: Is it free?


Apollo: Do you have diabetes?
Customer: Yes I have a lot of DVDs.


Apollo: *quiet*
Customer: I can't hear you I can't hear you!


Apollo: By the way Sir, I'm calling from Ailment Assistance Foundation
Customer: Sorry I don't need a helmet.



ANG HIRAP TALAGANG KUMITA NG PERA.

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Lord CM said...

Ayun eh!Natawa lang akong bigla sa Helmet lolzz

citybuoy said...

dapat may hazard pay pag ganyan. or haggard pay. haha

meron pa yung "can i hold you for a minute or two?" haha ang sweet.

wendy said...

nyahahahaha... bilib ako sa mga call center agents, pero kahit kelan hindi talaga ako papatol sa trabaho na yan sa iksi ng pasensya ko, di ako tatagal, saka baka ako pa mang away ng customers.. :D

Hopping btw

Mga Epal said...

Mga taga anong bansa ba ang natawagan nya? Mukang mga Pilipino din ah. nyhaha!!

DRAKE said...

Nice nagpapatawa hindi naman kalbo..... sorry kalbo ka nga pala! Sige nakakatawa nga sya!

Ingat

Chingoy said...

hahahahaha!!!

dvd..dvd...

p0kw4ng said...

oo nga naman..marami na syang dvd at hindi nya kailangan ng helmet..bakit ba??

ahahaha!

ELAY said...

trainee ako ngayon sa NCO and this post gave me more excitement to work hehe..

Ape said...

mahirap na nga magbenta ng harap harapan. anu pa kaya ung nasa telepono lang. haay. loser talaga pag napunta ka sa sales.

may entry ako dati na patungkol sa mga ganito...

http://humanbullshit.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/another-day-in-paradise

glentot said...

@Lord CM hehehe

@Citybuoy first of all salamat po sa pagdalaw I heard a lot about you. Can I hold you nyahahaha that one's a classic.

@wendy, salamat po sa pagdalaw, and mabuti pa nga wag ka na magcall center baka lalong magkasakit yung patients hehehe jk

@Mga Epal hmmm US yata pero dahil mga bingi at sinungaling baka mga Pinoy sa US hahaha jk

@Drake potah ka napilitan ka pang matawa

@Chingoy hehehe

@P0kw4ng sorry naman! hehehehe hayaan mo sabihin ko kay Apollo humingi na sya ng tawad

@Elay buti naexcite ka instead of being turned off hahaha

@Ape I read your entry, hayup, kaya pala nakakarelate ka haha been there done that

Ape said...

yeah, nagbenta na ko ng kung ano ano dati. magandang topic to ah. teka nga.

gillboard said...

haha may mga naaalala pa akong mga kwentong ganyan sa dati kong trabaho.. macompile nga... hehehe

Yj said...

customer: why dont you take that fucking company of yours and shove it up your ass... fuck you!

Yj: i'd like that sir... why don't you come to the philippines and fuck me? how big is your cock?

customer: whaaaaaaat?

Yj: oh i thought you said you wante to fuck me....

customer hangs up.....

bwah... at yan ang dahilan bakit ako natanggal sa work... bwahahahahahaha

kox said...

wahahaha.. ang kulit ng mga customer. haha.. XD

glentot said...

@Ape yan ba kasunod sa iyong poll...

@Gillboard I read yours and natawa talaga ako...

@YJ dapat kang ma-ban sa lahat ng call centers!

@KOX try mo magcall center para makaexperience ka rin ng ganyan, pag nandun ka na baka hindi ka na matuwa hehehehe

Glampinoy said...

Baka naman may problema si Apollo sa pronunciation Kaya iba ang dinig ni customer.

Jepoy said...

Agent: Hi this candy can I have your credit card number

Customer: You say you name was Cindy?!

Agent: No Sir It's Candy

Customer: Silly?!

Agent: Sir it's Candy, you know Candy like stork... Candy.

Customer: heh?!

Mac Callister said...

hehe mahirap yun work niya!lumipat nalang siya haha

glentot said...

@Glampinoy naku buti na lang hindi nagbabasa dito si Apollo kapag nabasa nya yang comment mo gigiyerahin ka nun...

@Jepoy ahaha fuck.

@Mac Callister mukhang enjoy pa naman sya haha

citybuoy said...

"first of all salamat po sa pagdalaw I heard a lot about you"

at sino namang tsisomsang nagkwento about me? haha kinwento ba nya na wala akong paa? meron akong fish tail ala ariel. hehe

- A n g e l - said...

Hahaha, omg, am so glad I'm off the phones now!

June | Life and Spices said...

Hahahaha tawa talaga ako sa Helmet! hahaha, I can relate so mats kasi colboy din ako.. may mga bagay talaga na nag papagaan sa work namen kasi total stress sya.

isp101 said...

Naalala ko yu'ng newbie na workmate ko dati sa CVG Ortigas...

Girl: What is the MADEL number of your MAHDEM? I see, thanks! I need to place you on hold, so I can test your line, please give me minutes.

After 2 minutes...

Girl: Hello, MOM! Thank you so much for WETTING!!!

Hehehehe! :)

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