movie review: resident evil: afterlife

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Sobrang tagal kong hindi nakapag-update. Busy kasi itong week na ito. Lumipat ako ng bahay, nagkasakit ako, nagkaroon ng problems sa office (thank you Pam!), in short nagulo ang buhay ko in 7 days.

Sobrang stressed ako, wala na akong enerhiya para manira ng buhay ng iba.

Wala na akong kapangyarihan.

Oh right, movie review. This movie is about Milla Jovovich. Kinalaban ang mga CGI zombies para makaalis sa abandoned building at makapunta sa barko. End.

I need a fucking break. Or a rope.

29 comments. Post your comment here.:

lastclicksyndrome said...

I haven't watched this yet, but I might...

Wait, the zombies are CGI?

iskang_sabaw said...

Mukha ngang kailangan mo ng pahinga, kapatid. Huminga ka muna. HAHAHA ;)

http://iskangsabaw.blogspot.com/

The Gasoline Dude said...

Napaka-profound ng movie review mo. Pwede ka nang mag-apply sa Rottentomatoes. LOL

khantotantra said...

na-stress k ata sa paglipat kaya ka nagkasakit.

short description ng movie pero swak na swak

ahmer said...

wala ako masabi sa movie review mo, hehe

mr.nightcrawler said...

hinga parekoy! hinga! hehe. buti ka pa napanuod mo na. paborito ko yung part 1 niyan eh. ok lang yung 2, pangit yung 3. kumusta kaya ang 4?

I am Xprosaic said...

ganda ng movie review... brief and concise...lol

2ngawzki said...

hahahaha!ang haba ng review mo grabe!nax nkpglipat bhay n.congratz!wawa npgod,iphnga n yn...hehe

Pao said...

Haha. Bibigyan kita ng kapangyarihan. Hinga ka lang dyan! hehe

APE said...

Resident Evil is starting to grow really old and boring.

Poldo said...

Alam na!
Pahinga lang katapat nyan.. o di kaya ibang epekto sayo yung salitang namamahay! LOLs...

break muna sir!

Momel said...

The Offline Life is infinitely a far more stressful fuck up than it is Online. And your movie review needs some salt and pepper. And let me quote MADTv: How You doing?

Cheers Glentot!

Greta said...

shet!sobrang spoiler ung movie review ah!
chill lang idol!

Niq said...

Wow mukhang madaming manunuod ng resident evil dahil sa movie review mo. Hehe =p
Bumawi ka ng lakas mag bear brand sterilized.=)

Ako si Yow said...

Best movie review ever. Ang galing mo talaga magsulat. Haha. Puno ng detalye about sa movie. Navisualize ko pa yung cinematography. Anu daw? San ka lumipat? Dun sa may bading? Hahahahahaha.

silentassasin said...

This the best review i've read. Whoa great man..Have a kitkat.

KUMAGCOW said...

Pahinga ka wag masyado magpayaman pag millionaire na hehe

Oh diba one sentence lang ata yung buong review, kahit mga taga new york hindi kaya gawin yan eh hehe =)

barrycyrus said...

um havent watched it yet, but thanks for the ~short review haha

Andy said...

ang galing galing mo talaga sa paggawa ng movie review! hayop ang dating! magkasiraan na ng buhay ng may buhay!

Jepoy said...

this is by far my favorite review. you know why? Ang ganda ng structure. and before I forgot, I love the honesty of this post.

Tenchu!

Mac Callister said...

hahaha di mo naman sinabi if maganda or hinde e!

napaka-detailed kaya ng review mo!LOL

goyo said...

best movie review na nabasa ko so far. hahahaha. :P

Chingoy said...

best ever review ito... malki ang future mo sa film review.. :)

Vajarl said...

Pang RT ang review! Haha.

Seriously though, naboboringan ako sa ganyang movies. Lalo na pag may zombies. Kaya mas interesado pa ko sa paglipat mo ng bahay at pagka stress mo. Haha.

Kotsengkuba said...

sobrang katamarang movie review. hahaha.

lastclicksyndrome said...

Daig pa si Roger Ebert magsulat ng review. haha,

Ayie said...

Kiss na lang kita..., pantanggal stress.

The Philippine Guild said...

sino naman kasama mong manuod nyan? 3d ver ba?

VICTOR said...

A "fucking break." Pun unintended? Hehe.

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