bituing walang ningning - the untold story

Hey Kids, remember when I butchered the classic Filipino movie Bituing Walang Ningning? Me neither. Pero minsan nababagabag talaga ako sa mga ideas ko tungkol sa pelikulang ito, to the point na hindi na ako maka-function. I have conspiracy theories and parallel universes and alternate realities and such kaya sa utak ko, iba na ang kwento ng Bituing Walang Ningning. You wouldn't believe what I think about during my free time.

So eto ngayon, bababuyin ko na naman siya. Naaalala nyo nung sinabi ko na si Sharon Cuneta talaga ang kontrabida sa pelikula? Well, now I have proof.

Putting my salaula skills to use, here's a "trailer" for a whole new version of the film, something you've never seen before! (exajj lang)


Sorry na, Miss Sharon Cuneta. Hindi ko rin alam bakit lagi kong napagdidiskitahan itong pelikulang nyo eh. Siguro dahil ito ang ultimate Pinoy drama: rags to riches, fame and fortune, revenge, suffering, public humiliation and other Pinoy hobbies... tapos may sabuyan pa ng wine? Siguro dahil napakagaling ng aktingan nyo ni Miss Cherie Gil? Siguro dahil napaka-iconic ng mga eksena at linya? Siguro dahil may something wrong with me?

Who cares. I love this movie. And I love making fun of the movies I love. Nora Aunor, you're next.

As requested by Sir Jek Josue David, a big Sharon Cuneta fan ('fan' is an understatement), gumawa ako ng matinong "trailer" for the fans of the film:


Sabi nga ni Dorina kay Lavinia, "Nagustuhan mo ba?"

But my favorite line from the movie is Cherie Gil's "You'll never make it". Gusto kong gawing alarm clock tone. Everyday, let's make it a point to tell someone, "You'll never make it".

I think this is just the start of another hobby: reimagining the classics and making baboy trailers! Join me in my journey. Next stop: Himala... as a bold movie. Handa ka ba? Kakayanin mo ba?

Thanks bye mwahchupa.

I don't own any of the movie clips or music, so please don't sue me. You'll never make it.

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khantotantra said...

maldita talaga si Dorina.... hahahah

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